This Trilogy is Broken (A Comedy Litrpg Adventure)

Level 1 Messenger Girl Evelia Greene dreams of grand adventures, but receives an absurd Life Quest instead: fetch a loaf of bread from the next town over. When baker strikes, goblin attacks, and exploding bakeries derail her errand, her mundane task spirals into a Legendary difficulty quest. In This Quest is Bullshit!, Eve and her loyal party navigate a comedy LitRPG adventure filled with tabletop game mechanics, witty banter, and surprising heart.

Forced down into the oppressive, toxic Dead Fields, Eve, Wes, Preston, and the vulnerable hatchling Reginald face a perilous journey. With their path sealed behind them, their only way forward is through the mist-shrouded, monster-infested landscape. While the Dead Fields teem with things far beyond their current levels, Eve, driven by her love for exp, sees every lurking shadow as a potential windfall. They must confront deadly threats like the trellac and grind their way to higher levels. Before they can hope to return to civilization and make their mark with friendship, overwhelming violence, and mediocre puns, they'll need to power up. Trapped, Eve and her gang are going to have to fight their way out.

With an invitation, Eve and friends journey north to find the legendary Dragonwrought. Considered Leshk's greatest adventuring company, the Dragonwrought is deeply connected to the dragons beyond their mountain keep. But there's a catch: they haven't taken a new recruit in decades, and no one knows exactly how many.

Ignoring countless side quests, the group treks into the mountains, facing ridiculous challenges like foot elementals and the baffling "lungeons." Whatever awaits Eve at this fabled guild, she and her friends are determined to overcome the trials, reap the rewards, and hopefully decipher what a lungeon even is.

In the epic series conclusion, This Plot is Bananas! finds Eve and her crew caught in the middle of a brewing war between high-level factions. Joined by a phantasmal drake, a young trellac, and three floating lights, the party must investigate a muffin-related conspiracy and officiate monster weddings. Blending un-bear-able puns, emotional gravitas, and high-stakes action, this finale brings the broken trilogy to a wildly satisfying end.