18+Narrated by Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
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As the first paladin of the goddess of love, Lucky Fjorborn is sent across the county on a sacred mission to spread physical affection. Governed by an unforgiving system overlay and a terrible diplomacy stat, his cheerful obliviousness repeatedly plunges him into absurd trouble.
507 pages13.5h audio2021
Perv or Paladin (Book 1) introduces Lucky Fjorborn, First Paladin of Berella, goddess of love, on his sacred mission to spread divine affection through Yurnip County — a mission that immediately and repeatedly goes catastrophically wrong.
Armed with a failing Diplomacy skill, a pacifist's aversion to violence, and an inexhaustible supply of accidental double entendres, Lucky stumbles through a monster-filled world as the LitRPG system notifies him of each spectacular failure.
A committed comedy that swings for the absurd on every page — best approached as pure entertainment rather than plot-driven fantasy.
361 pages8.5h audio2022
Perv or Paladin 2 continues Lucky's lousy quest as the FARCE intensifies — more companions, more bad jokes, more demonic complications, and the same cheerful obliviousness that made Book 1 such a wild ride.
Lucky and his growing band of mates barrel forward into new perils, armed mostly with puns and the unshakeable conviction that Berella's work is holy and good.
More of the same comedic energy as the first book, for readers who found the premise still had gas left in the tank.
